[The video switches on at a funny angle, rotating a bit to show the backdrop of the canteen. It narrows in on the soda dispenser, most notably on the small blue man sitting quite comfortably inside a cardboard cup underneath it, bobbing around happily in the diet cola. All of the soda outlets are switched on still, and lemonade is spilling over ( Read more... )

Ach, whuts going ooon? Ye scunners keep pickin' me up and movin me different places ( Read more... )

Alrighty, it's time for a little fun noo ye ken ( Read more... )

Ach, do any of ye scunners know o' a place called Austraaalia or sumthing o' that sorts o genre ( Read more... )

Ach! Crivens, I cannae be havin’ wit this ( Read more... )